One day, Banana Man walked into a party. Everyone stopped and stared.
“Why is there a banana in tights?” whispered someone.
Banana Man cleared his throat, cranked up the music, and shouted,
“Prepare yourselves… for the PEEL-ette Show!”
He spun, he twirled, he breakdanced. At one point, he even did the splits—
which was dangerous, because the floor almost became a slip-and-slide.
Everyone gasped. “He’s… he’s a-peeling!”
The DJ yelled, “Go Banana, GO!”
And that’s how Banana Man officially became the first fruit to win Dancing With the Snacks.
